heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

una-muse-d:

hkangela:

some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time

it means he finds you twice as attractive

flirtytwink:

Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom

(Source: jonasbruhs)