slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: callmeoutbro)

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

it does not matter how slow you go as long as you’re not in front of me

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)

leviathanrose:

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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When someone calls me attractive image

(Source: josholdridge)

science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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