lilbitch2006:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

(Source: thhot)

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender